Did you pay your social security fees for last year ? Did you send in document 23A.117 bis before 31/12/2004 ? Did you return a stamped and signed copy of part 5B.art 7.12 of your employers health care plan to the INSS floor 12 room 1401 ?

... because we can't find your data in our files.

The INSS has moved out, taken most of its stuff.

Although the building is sealed off from the outside world nobody likes to visit the 20 floors above : there are footsteps and strange noises in the upper floors.

The guards tolerate me on their lower floor, but they won't guide upstairs ... "see you later, amigo"